Sometimes I like think about how stupid society could become if everything was taken literally. For people that do not understand, I pity you. In any order you wish:

1. Senior Pictures - c’mon people. Now that would just be gross.

2. Creed’s Greatest Hits Album - I assure you, they have had no such thing.

3 Discovery Channel’s “The Deadliest Catch” - so far nobody on this show has died. I will not even kid myself with the show until someone fall of that boat.

4. The English phrase “to smoke a fag.” - it means to smoke a cigarette. I can’t even imagine a literal take on this, I just know it shouldn’t happen.

5. The Bible