Sometimes I like think about how stupid society could become if everything was taken literally. For people that do not understand, I pity you. In any order you wish:

1. Senior Pictures - c’mon people. Now that would just be gross.

2. Creed’s Greatest Hits Album - I assure you, they have had no such thing.

3 Discovery Channel’s “The Deadliest Catch” - so far nobody on this show has died. I will not even kid myself with the show until someone fall of that boat.

4. The English phrase “to smoke a fag.” - it means to smoke a cigarette. I can’t even imagine a literal take on this, I just know it shouldn’t happen.

5. The Bible

if you go to the damn movie theater, with I’d say at least 10 people, then theres gotta be THAT guy who buys the cliché size popcorn. and if you see someone buy the terribly over priced/buttered size of popcorn, don’t go out and make him look bad by buying the small popcorn. what’s wrong with you people?

its part of the damn experience.

also, if i ever hear a pop can open in a movie theater again, I’m yelling fire.

we both know they didn’t sell you that at the concession, big guy.

and another thing, we all heard the hole-in-the-bottom joke before. thanks tho